~Z.T.~

It’s not all about the music at festivals. An igloo shaped inflatable Trojan tent had caught my eye and at a break between sets I went in.

Inside is a little virtual reality movie where you’re on a roller coaster…but your car is a penis who decides not to use a condom.

My fellow film watchers were saying to each other “OK now imagine this…but on a lot of shit. Unreal dude.”

Then we got to win a condom if we got this question right:

Ancient Egyptian woman used this for birth control:
a) Crocodile Droppings
b) praying to anti-fertility gods.
c) porridge

I got it, so now I have a couple “her pleasure” condoms. Just saying. First one to guess right in comments gets the Magnum.

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