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Making it a Vampire Weekend

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Posted by admin On June - 9 - 2008

~Z.T.~ I acted like I was at a festival all weekend. Mostly by being filthy and not going home for 36 hours. When I packed a bag Saturday morning, I didn’t realize it was going to be my supplies through Sunday night. Or that it would rain most of the time. Or that a shower doesn’t do much good when you’re putting on the same socks and boxers after it. And don’t have deodorant.

Walking home from Blues Fest Saturday afternoon, my body had a solid mix of dirt, sweat and damp rain action going on. I added a little blood to the essence, when my bike pedal opened up a scab on my heel.

In my head, I was at a festival where passersby overlook personal hygiene. I forgot I was on fancy shmancy Michigan Avenue and saw nothing wrong in taking my pointer and middle finger and using them to swab the blood off my heel before it dripped onto my sock.

I proceeded to stick those blood soaked fingers right into my mouth.

I’ll take Jordy’s word for it that a woman behind me gave me a look of utter mortification before graciously finding me a band-aid. I went to thank her, but she was pretty quick to get away from me (deservedly so, WTF is wrong with me?)

2 Responses

  1. Teibs and Shore Said,

    I think that last line would make an appropriate title for your own blog. -A.S.

    Posted on June 9th, 2008 at 9:33 am

  2. Jeff Said,

    dont forget to bring a towel….

    Posted on June 9th, 2008 at 9:36 am

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