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Filling Your Hippie Quotient

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Posted by admin On June - 13 - 2008

~Z.T.~ I’m currently in a trailer park in Santa Cruz, California where 60 hippies (who rarely shave or shower) live. After my cousin and I searched dumpsters for goodies left over by departing students, we came upon a few trailer park boys who were cutting a narrow hole in a watermelon. Ahh, they’re gonna spike that with some vodka, I thought. Oh, no. They were cutting a spot out for a stick of dynamite.

After a couple of unsuccessful attempts and a prolonged moment of “holy balls, those dumb asses are gonna blow their hand off re-igniting that fuse,” the dynamite blew straight up, seemingly avoiding the watermelon. The dozen spectators groaned in disappointment before the second charge tore through the watermelon in a glorious pink explosion and we rejoiced.

Best hippie names I’ve heard around here so far: Rain, Cricket, Sky (Ok, to be fair that’s my sister’s boyfriend’s name, but someone give these kids a real name)

Once the barrage of preposterously awesome music and comedy acts slows down, hopefully Blake and Andy will hit us with some similar hippie adventures. Rock on Festival Crashers. Bonnaroo 2008!

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