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Posted by admin On July - 5 - 2008

~Z.T.~ After much worrying about whether I’d see him at all, I ended up scoring a fantastic interview with Kyle Gass.

The yin to Jack Black’s yang in Tenacious D was wearing his casual festival attire of cut-off sweat pants with his boxers sticking out the bottom, high white tube socks folded over sloppily like a 12 year old and a scraggly beard.
I came in on another interviewer asking him what he would have rated Snoop out of 10. KG gave him the 10. He then rated himself a 25 out of 10. When asked why, he said. “Ladies- let it be known I will take care of your babies.”

Then, I learned we had something in common. “I’m a grower, not a shower,” KG declared. “Then I learned something we don’t have in common. “I’m rich. I’m fabulously wealthy.”He told me he was about to star in a tribute to The Who on VH1 with Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, and Flaming Lips. Tivo…what up.

KG said he first thought he’d hate Of Montreal last night, but found the lead singer “Flamboyant, but compelling.” He enjoyed the bringing the little kids on stage hidden under a cape almost as much as I did.

Announcement! The Tenacious D Complete Masterworks 2 is coming out in September. “Isn’t that a funny title?” KG said. “The complete masterworks 2.” He said it has a documentary which he promised is riveting, unflinching from before the last tour through “when the movie tanked.”He told me he’s been “jamming with everybody,” and “staying at one of the shittiest hotels I’ve ever seen.” “Anytime you hear continental breakfast you know it’s bad.”

I asked what a D breakfast consists of: 12 eggs, sausage, pancakes, waffles, some kind of sweet bread, well done hash.

“But I gotta drop 50.” He then went around and told all the interviewers if they were fat or not. He told me I’m in good shape, but told the kid next to me was thin for now, but would one day be fat. As we took a picture I asked him what the ultimate closing song is… he said “Tribute of course”

After asking if I recognized his voice in “Kung Fu Panda” he said he was gonna get into babysitting for more cash and I got him to say Festival Crashers…I’m in heaven.

2 Responses

  1. Jason Said,

    I got to say that was rather presumptuous of Kyle Gass to assume you had even seen Kung Fu Panda when he asked if you recognized his voice in the movie.

    Posted on July 6th, 2008 at 10:29 am

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