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The Big Virgin Tease

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Posted by admin On July - 30 - 2008

~Z.T.~

Bob Dylan. The Foo Fighters. Lil Wayne. Nine Inch Nails. BB King. Stone Temple Pilots. Kanye West. The Offspring. Wilco. Moby. Teibs?

I applied for a pass for Virgin Music Festival a few months ago and, to be honest, I was half-hoping I wouldn’t get it. These festivals have been the best thing that ever happened to me, but they’ve been rough on the bank account. I knew a weekend trip to Baltimore would be easily a $500 investment with airfare, hotel, car rental, etc.

So today I get an e-mail from the promoters saying you’re approved! Oooh, when is it? Late September, early October? Next weekend? WTF?! Why did they think that was ample time for me to plan a whole trip? Come on Virgin. Get your act together.

3 Responses

  1. Hodgkinson, R Said,

    ooohhh boo hoo. poor baby gets to go to festivals, gets sweet all access passes, gets to interview awesome celebs like kyle gass. boo hoo. its like getting a lap dance. so you didn’t get to fuck her, you still got some giant titties rubbed in your face. most of us don’t even get in to the strip club.

    Posted on July 30th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

  2. Teibs Said,

    hahahahahah yes hodge. i don’t mean to complain but one week before? c’mon!

    Posted on July 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  3. Matt Said,

    The Big Virgin Tease… that’d make it twice now, right?

    Posted on July 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

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