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10 reasons Kanye is a D-bag

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Posted by admin On November - 24 - 2008

~Z.T.~ Last summer a rapper who calls himself Diesel proposed a question of a contemporary. Mr. Diesel asked, “How’s my ass taste?” It was a bad image. Shaq’s ass after some ball. Gross. We now know how his ass taste. It taste like 808’s and Heartbreak. Kanye’s new album isn’t “rim job of a pro athlete” bad is it?It sure is.

Why do you think he had naked women at the release party? Because when naked women are around, that’s all you remember. You ever ask some bro’s how the strip club was and have them go, “Meh. They played ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ five times. Sucked.” Nope. They talk about titties. And this album is most certainly not the tits.

I had to double check that I didn’t leave the iPhone game Echo on while I listened to “Say You Will,” because those beep-bop-boops in it are that annoying. “Pinnochio Story” is shockingly bad in quality of song and recording and “Love Lockdown” was pretty catchy when Girl Talk mashed it, but weaker than Kan’s self promotion on it’s own.

It’s that self promotion that drives me absolutely nuts. Kanye said last night at the AMA’s, “I wake up every morning thinking, ‘What stereotypes do I wanna break,'” he said. “It’s up to artists to push one another. We’ll push each other to be the new Beatles, the new Hendrix…I wanna be Elvis.”

So, what sparked a Kanye sucks rant? Superfan Hodge linked me to this wonderful list of 10 reasons Kan is a douche bag: My favorite?

“I feel like I’m one of the more important people in pop culture right now… The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible?”

For those of you keeping score at home, he’s now compared himself to Elvis, Jesus, MJ, The Beatles, and Hendrix. Can I suggest Flava Flav? Andy said this weekend that he hates that this album will be unavoidable for the next few months.

Friends- Don’t play this in our presence. “Don’t say you will. You will. One day you will. I pray you will…” not.

10 reasons Kanye is a douche

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