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Courtney Love is on crack, but so is everyone

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Posted by admin On November - 24 - 2008

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~Z.T.~ I’m having way too much fun looking at the artist’s ballots for the Rolling Stone top singers post. Before I ruffle feathers and call Andy out on his Dylan mockery, let’s all come together on this: Courtney Love is nuts.

How many names did she write on here?! I see 29. Crossing off your dead husband’s name. Quite symbolic, Court. We’re very proud of you.Other great nuggets from the ballots:

  • Maynard James Keenan of Tool wrote his name #1 and left the rest blank. Tool, indeed.
  • James Blunt also put himself #1. Beautiful move there, James.
  • Ozzy put himself 8 and loves Tina Turner enough to put her top 13, but he spelled her name Tena.
  • Keith Richards put himself #20, but left Mick off the list.
  • Sebastian Bach is a retarded person. His list is a five way tie for first between himself, Jeff Buckley, Rob Halford, Janis and Axl. He has a two way tie for second between Sly and Neil Young, a three way tie between Dio, Delp and Waits for third, Geddy Lee and Phoebe Snow at 4th and 5th respectively. 6-20 are empty.

Anyone who would let this picture of themselves be out in public is clearly vain enough to put themselves #1 on an all-time list, but really Sebastian?

You got so excited you crammed 12 names jammed into 5 spots and then was like, meh I’m done?

  • Iggy Pop had Neil Diamond at #14, thought better of it, and bumped him to 19. That’s so much worse than just having him at like #15 to begin with. He had to have had this thought process: “Man, that’s just too high for Neil Diamond, but I love me some Neil. Gotta keep him on the list…” When would Iggy be ever listening to Neil? Diamond!?!

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  1. Anonymous Said,

    Very entertaining! :-)

    Posted on November 25th, 2008 at 4:36 am

  2. Festival Crashers » Blog Archive » Festival Crashers 1,000th Post Said,

    […] Courtney Love is on crack, but so is everyone What happens when you let rock stars write things down. […]

    Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 11:55 pm

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