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Girl Talk is my Christmas

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Posted by admin On December - 25 - 2008

~Z.T.~ As a Jew, I’ve never had the Christmas morning experience. Am I jealous this morning? You betcha. I can only imagine what Christmas morning like. It must be like the best feeling in the world (with your clothes on.) It must be like being on stage at a Girl Talk show.


Gregg Gillis has a mole on the small of his back. I know, because I saw it as my hand clenched his sweaty fist at the end of his last show in Chicago. No concert experience compares to being on stage at a Girl Talk show. “Nothing compares to you (what’chu know about that? I know all about that) Nothing compares. To you.” It’s like being in the eye of the hurricane. You’ll need uppers. Two cans of energy drink is my pre-show fix. Off-stage is a hectic, sweaty mob scene. You don’t decide where your next step will be. The swaying mob decides for you. On-stage you have complete control. Free your mind and let that ass follow.
Shake it next to the sweaty young thing next to you, inch your way to the front of the stage and let go. How many other opportunities do you get to get wild on stage in front of thousands of people (with your clothes on. ) These kids in the front row are about to get trounced. Hold on to your tongue pierce.

For two hours, you dance like you’ve never danced. Fueled by Girl Talk’s brilliant mash-ups (and Rockstars) you dance extra hard b/c you’re on display. You hope it never ends. Drenched in sweat, wearing nothing but athletic shorts and socks, he yelled “This is the biggest show of my life!” over and over as a hundred sweaty fans turned stage dancers behind him gasped for air.

In one final act of glory, he takes a stage dive, the crowd carrying him to the sound board where he ends the show in a flurry of distortion, perfectly contrasting his collage of pop from the past two hours. As I walk off-stage, part of me never wanting to leave, Gregg walks by and I thank him for an incredible show. He thanks me for coming. Girls hang all over him. Note to self: start practicing Audio Mulch.

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