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American Idol Season 8 Auditions – San Francisco

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Posted by admin On January - 20 - 2009

-A.S. It’s that time again. I hope you all were waiting as anxiously as Zack has been. Unfortunately, familial obligations are keeping him from us tonight. He may try and add his $.02 if he gets a chance. I’ve been to San Francisco, and I hope these auditions reflect the characters that city provides.

7:02 People got married in line at American Idol? That is the lowest of the low America. Shame on you.
7:04 They’re setting Tatiana Del Toro up to be the next Ms. South Carolina. I’m pretty sure Simon just called her a hooker, and Kara seems to agree. If she’s going to laugh like that all season, I’ll put money on Simon strangling her.
7:13 This guy (above) looks like Donna’s dad, Bob, from that 70s show. At least he told us the carpet matches the pubes.
7:17 I think we can officially agree that if they play the family man card, they’re going to let the contestant advance to Hollywood. They’re bringing in the kids for a guilt trip. He called Randy dog. Signed, sealed, delivered.
7:25 This kid can do a Rubix Cube really fast, but can he sing? Nope. He’s still waiting for his balls to drop. The braces were a good touch.
7:34 Well, it only took three episodes for Kara and Simon to start going at it. I can see this as an entertaining storyline this season.
7:35 Aquila is learning how to sing gospel music through an anatomy lesson on the internet. I think they should give her a show discussing human anatomy, because she’s the Harry Caray of it. She just told the judges she came from the wrong rectum, which was almost as funny as her telling Paula she had “a very hit song in the early 80s.”
7:37 Irracnitate?! I’m pretty sure that’s what Aquila just said.
7:45 Raquel Houghton is hot. I can’t be the only one that kind of wishes she was Bikini Girl instead.
7:47 Simon just told a girl she sounded like she hadn’t had a bottle or two, but a whole crate. Is it a British thing to tell someone they’re a crates-worth drunk?
7:48 Adam Lambert is singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” which either sets you up for great success or epic failure. Wayne and Garth would be proud! Do you think it made Paula feel old when he told her he saw her when he was 10?
7:54 Kai Kalama is another feel good story. They’re even playing Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’s “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” in the background. Is it possible for this guy to fail? About this time Zack would tell you someone was crying.
7:57 They’re giving Kai the Clay Aiken treatment. Telling him he can sing, but he needs a makeover before Hollywood. Mama’s boy is crying now too, but not before Kara and Simon get a chance to argue again.

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