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Zack’s Jacksonville American Idol Live Blog

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Posted by admin On January - 27 - 2009

~Z.T.~6:59: I missed last week, but I wouldn’t say I missed it. Let’s get this over with.
7:00 Seacrest doing a piss poor Simon impression. Not impressed.
7:01 Wow, how have I never seen that footage of Randy Jackson in Journey before? Oh no, dog.7:03 Josh singing “Let’s Get it on” I’m thoroughly enjoying this guy. He’s even doing the sound effects. Randy dog count: 1. Ooh, another one. Randy dog count: 2 He got all yes’. Nice.
7:07 Dog girl makes it. She’s nothing special. The girls kiss. I thought that was for desperate girls who no one likes at parties. Oh, wait, that is Paula these days.
7:14 We can hear you sucking even when you snap.
7:15 Oh, no. They’re bringing the mom in. This isn’t gonna be good for anybody.
7:17 This is the girl you ask out for dinner because she’s cute, but are terrified she’s going to stab you with a fork the whole time.
7:18 Where are their standards tonight? This girl is a creep who can’t sing.
7:23 The tease of Vampire Weekend was the best part of the show thus far.
7:25 Crying count: 27:26 I know why Darren was crying. He’s heard himself sing. You don’t think so?
7:29 Crying count: 3. Everyone’s hugging her. Aww. The face she’s making as she says “but I hit my high note and everything” is priceless.
7:36 The first feel-good story of the episode. Her and her mom almost didn’t survive childbirth. She’s moving on.
7:38 I love facial hair, but come on dog, you gotta shave that Amish beard before you go on A.I.
7:39 George with the beard is my hero. He sounded like Kermit the Frog choking.
7:46 Anne Marie- in the words of Ezra Furman. “I want me inside you.”
7:47 Can we just give Anne Marie the trophy now, please?I can’t get enough of Randy in Journey.
7:48 T.K. Hash is making John Lennon spin in his grave. Just stop.
7:49 He has a good voice, but it was a terrible version. We’ve got more crying coming up soon.
7:54 Crying count: 3 I love when they bring a guitar just to put it down.
7:55 This bandana guy belongs in a dorm room trying to woo the pants off a freshman after three glasses of boxed wine.
7:56 Hahahhaha he told his mom not to touch him. Not cool, dog.
7:57 Anne Marie is my American Idol. No one has been close to her yet.

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