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Posted by teibs On February - 17 - 2009

@ZackTeibloom And the 5 winners of the: 15-pack of Action Wipes are…

Winner #5 Jennifer Caslin-“All of a sudden one of the growlers explodes all over me and I was wearing nice business casual clothes. Well, the growler exploding must have set something off because after that exploded… continue reading here

Winner #4 Jason “the guy who’s getting married on Bonnaroo” BoydI distinctly remember seeing that someone had ripped the thermostat off the wall and it was just hanging on the wall by the cords, and thinking that was the least fucked up thing about this disaster house….” finish the story…

Winner #3 goes by The Dankness:

“I ate a girl out while she was on her period, twice, in one night. That dirty enough??” Actually, that’s the whole story.
Oh, relax. These are just muffins.

Winner #2 asked to remain nameless:

“I was at a semi-formal for my sorority and my date and I decided to go for a walk. I was in my finest little black dress and we decided to scoot into a shadow (which also happened to be on a patch of freshly sprinklered grass) and he somehow convinces me to go down on him.There I was was squatting in the grass in my finest when I slipped and fell backwards into the mud… what happened next…

Winner #1 Paul Brisske:

“Before I begin my tale of narst, I must remind you all that I suffer from a relatively Horrible case of IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome)… Want to see what made this the number one story?

Winners- Please e-mail me your address to Zack@festivalcrashers.com and we’ll send out your 15-pack of Action Wipes. Read the stories… you know you want to…

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