@ZackTeibloom Even after everyone I know e-mailed me about the 245 Phish arrests that netted $1.2 million worth of illegal drugs and more than $68,000 cash at Hampton, I didn’t feel the need to post anything.
When it was reported that a Newport News police operation at hotels and motels resulted in 73 arrests and seized about 17 grams of cocaine, about 369 grams of marijuana and small amounts of hashish, mushrooms, OxyContin, methamphetamine and Ecstasy, I still didn’t feel it was worth reporting. Then the pictures came out.
Hmm, I wonder if this guy has anything on him besides a 2nd prize ribbon from a lion look-a-like contest.
Let’s play: “What Drug did I get arrested for selling?
JP Losman got arrested and he’s excited about it?
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busting people for drugs at a phish concert is like shooting fish in a barrel (no pun intended). are american cops really this unimaginative and lazy?
Posted on March 11th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Hey Festival Crashers,
You guys sound like a bunch of custee ass rats. If I see you at summer camp I’m knocking your ass’ out and taking your cash, drugs or whatever you have on you.
Posted on March 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I’m sorry but would you mind putting up some clearer pics of your gay ass’ so I don’t acidently knock out the wrong rat ass. Thanks a million.
Posted on March 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I’d like to thank Mr. Skill380 for introducing the word “custee” to my vocabulary. Urban dictionary defines a custee as:
1. custee
custee a person who is a customer.
custee a person who is custeed out and usually ripped off buying something because they deserve it.
Alan is not a custee because he is a wholesale merchant with the hook up.
Custees are punks and should be ripped off.
Thanks, Mr. Skill380. See you soon.
Posted on March 11th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I know we pissed off some Slightly St00pid fans before, but is this our first threat?
Posted on March 12th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Yeah, I think this is our first threat. I’m a bit puzzled as to why he thinks we’re “custee ass rats.”
I guess I’m making fun of everyone who got arrested, but mug shots are just funny. No disrespect to the Phish fans who had their weekends ruined by getting arrested.
His choice of insults is a bit off. To say that we have been (and deserve to be) ripped off is kinda anti-Festival Crashers’ pay nothing model, but whatever I can’t argue with someone who’s skill level exceeds 360. He’s clearly out of my league.
Posted on March 12th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Alan may be a wholesale dealer but is stil a custee because he buys chemicals that are cheap as hell to produce for inflated prices, therefore he is also a customer. The chemist producing the product is the only one who has the potential to not be a custee.
Posted on March 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
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Posted on March 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
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