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Unsuccessful Crashes

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Posted by teibs On March - 19 - 2009

bunny@ZackTeibloom I’ve been excited to see there’s a crashing spirt alive and well in Austin. The night of my first Austin crash at Mohawk, I saw a handful of guys in the alley trying to figure out if they could climb the wall. I don’t know if they ever made it, but I’ve seen a couple much worse crashes since then:

Unsuccessful Crash #1: A couple minutes after I took this picture with the Energizer bunny, a guy ran up to the costumed bunny, started humping him from behind, and quickly ran the other way as if he was going to be chased. No one cared.

Unsuccessful Crash #2: Tuesday night, walking from Beauty Bar to our car to drive over to the Speak Easy, I see a guy playing acoustic guitar on the street. I recognize him as the 20 year-old at my pool party the week before who wouldn’t stop begging for someone to get him high. I mistakenly said “Don’t you live at Longhorn Landing?”

It’s rare that I run into people I know in Austin, so I had to say hi, even if he’s a pain in the ass. For the next 15 minutes he said the word “homie” at least a dozen times and wouldn’t shut up. Then his mom called. We had to listen to him tell her over and over that he was fine and he had his bike, but she insisted on talking to Halley to assure her he was fine. I would have worried about this kid too.

He tried altering his ID on his drivers license so he’d be 21. The bouncer questioned him about it, but seemed like he really didn’t care, he just wanted to stop talking to him. Ten minutes later we’re getting settled in, watching Kid Sister and her entourage trading verses when we see our goofy new “friend” dancing on stage.

He was making an ass of himself, trying to hit the drum before getting lifted and carried off-stage by one of the rappers in the band. I give him slight credit for crashing a show and getting on stage, but you gotta wait for the performers to invite you on-stage before you jump on. I know if you’re reading this, it seems like a successful crash, but you didn’t have to hang out with this guy.

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