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Successful Crash #21-22: Sodomy at ACL

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Posted by teibs On October - 5 - 2009

wrist@ZackTeibloom The last* thing you want to lose the first day of a festival is your wristband**. Unless you’re me. I had a 3-day media wristband that I put on extra loose so I could pass it back to friends.

Yeah, I’m Robin Hooding my crashes now.

My FUN FUN FUN fest photographer @Chrisinaustin was passless so I had Andy run my pass out to him. The only problem is, Chris has fat wrists. In putting the pass on, he broke it. Luckily, he had gum and stuck it back on.

The thing about gum is, it’s not the best adhesive. Somewhere between Phoenix and Raphael Saadiq, I looked at my wrist and found it quite naked.

Saturday was an absolute shit show. I worked from 6 am to 3 as the festival acquired a few inches of rain and turned Zilker park into a mud pit. After i drunkenly had Andy driving in circles, we parked and I pulled off the move we perfected at Jazz Fest.

I’ve started calling this move “Sodomy.” Simply put, you go in through the out hole. Festivals guard their entrances pretty well, but exits are another story. They had two guys standing by the exits, but I don’t think they ever saw me walk right by them Saturday or Sunday. I didn’t even have to break my stride. And I was plastered.

*I’ve seen a phone, wallet and virginity lost at a festival. And in the virginity story she thought she lost her phone, but didn’t.
**I actually came dangerously close to losing my weekend pass at lolla ’06. I crashed the photo pit for Flaming Lips and when Wayne came out in his bubble I reached out to touch him and was shoved into a 350 pound security guard. He noticed my lack of photo pass and grabbed my wrist band and started yanking. I recoiled my arm just quickly enough to duck away.

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    […] was back on for Sunday, despite Zilker Park being a complete and total mud pit. Zack pulled the Sodomy Crash for a second straight day and headed over to the Heartless Bastards. I walked over to check out […]

    Posted on October 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

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