I once spent 7 hours in L.A.X. in the first class lounge with unlimited alcohol and food waiting for a flight to Sydney. I enjoyed myself thoroughly, but I'd prefer an hour with the harmonies of L.A.X's stunning female vocalists and hairy front man. 8.8/10 (Photo by Chris Robinson)

Sugar and Gold were a fun, dancey surprise on the blue stage Saturday afternoon. "Slice me Nice" is going on my son's bris mix. I don't know if my son will get irony at 8 days old, but I bet the Moyle gets a kick out of the "s-l-i-c-e, slice me nice!" line when I pop this track on as he trims my boy's brisket. 8.9/10 (Photo by Chris Robinson)

I'll tell you one thing, MC Chris ain't coming to the bris. The whiney rapper, who sounds like a bitch with a cold, was full of anti-semetic BS that was completely unprovoked or warranted. It's like if Joe Lo Truglio's soccer-loving workout fanatic in "I Love You, Man" tried rapping. Thanks for the hate speech, you talentless piece of shit. 0/10 I hope he dies. (Photo by @coolinaustin)

If you're a comedian, you want me at your show. I'm prone to giggle fits and once they start, they're not stopping especially if there's a good laugher like @supercooleric nearby to keep the fit going. I lost control of my legs and was leaning against the guard rail for support. Apparently my laugh made it onto the mix from the mic and Todd said "as long as I can get these two laughing, I know I'm good." I love him, but Todd Barry telling Rob to shut up just killed me. I've never rated comedy, but I laughed like it was a 10 even if it was a 9. (Photo by @coolinaustin)

What's cooler than being cool? The Cool Kids. I haven't felt less cool than I felt at this show. I'd say more, but this was at the end of a long day of birthdaying. Yeah, I invented the words festivaling and birthdaying. Also, hilariousauce. Use it at will. 9.3/10 (Photo by Chris Robinson)